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The Profile four score and seven years ago (June 17 2005 to Present) [13 Aug 2006|09:27pm]
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The Profile! Teaser:

Stonehouse kthx: i'm not even joking, a lot of jesus' teachings are kinda... gay
Stonehouse kthx: they way they write them
Clayzed: who knows - maybe he was
Clayzed: him and 12 men wandering around
Stonehouse kthx: yeah
Stonehouse kthx: i say this
Stonehouse kthx: and people for some reason get upset?
Stonehouse kthx: now i'm not saying he was 100% gay, i'm just saying he didn't mind exparamenting with his children
Clayzed: look how many people don't want clay to be gay. jesus is a LOT bigger than clay
Stonehouse kthx: wait
Stonehouse kthx: that's hard to do
Stonehouse kthx: is he like 12 inches?
Stonehouse kthx: OMG BLASPHAMY I GO TO HELL
Clayzed: lol - that was funny
Clayzed: my husband say maybe he doesn't sound quite so gay in aramaic
Clayzed: although mary magdalene - the first fag hag - I like it
Stonehouse kthx: like i said, i think it's the way they wrote them
Stonehouse kthx: she so watned to fuck jesus
Stonehouse kthx: and then judas was all OMG YOU WHORE SAD HE IS MINE
Stonehouse kthx: and then judas was like omg i am gay 4 jesus
Clayzed: rotfl
Stonehouse kthx: and killed himself
Stonehouse kthx: and peter was like wtf he's gay? i don't know you anymore!
Stonehouse kthx: why did I turn the last days of Christ into a gay drama?
Clayzed: the gospel according to stonehouse

in a roflcopter: asshole
Stonehouse kthx: you know it
Stonehouse kthx: i love it
Stonehouse kthx: rimming
Stonehouse kthx: :-P
in a roflcopter: no.
Stonehouse kthx: that is my rimming face
Stonehouse kthx: lick lick lick rimmmm
Stonehouse kthx: RIM AROUND THE ROSIE
in a roflcopter: OMG
in a roflcopter: OMG
in a roflcopter: OMGFLSKG
in a roflcopter: SGKLSKG
Stonehouse kthx: I CAN'T
Stonehouse kthx: STOP
in a roflcopter: ITS
in a roflcopter: SO
in a roflcopter: WRONG

in a roflcopter: why is there an infomercial for a TOOL
in a roflcopter: on LOGO
in a roflcopter: oh wait, lesbians
Stonehouse kthx: lesbians
in a roflcopter: HAHA
Stonehouse kthx: HAHAH
Stonehouse kthx: WE ARE BAD

Stonehouse kthx: your asking a lot
nosuchthing10387: i know
nosuchthing10387: i would honestly take any gay i can get...but i'm just describing the perfect situation
Stonehouse kthx: sounds like choosing a husband or home

Clayzed: i know someone who knows someone who saw waldo. clay was sitting around on the floor in shorts backstage without underwear and waldo was kind of hanging out the leg
Clayzed: waldo is not small
Stonehouse kthx: LKDHJFLEKSF
Stonehouse kthx: GROSSSS
Stonehouse kthx: GROSDFSFDFD
Stonehouse kthx: SICKCKKK
Stonehouse kthx: DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN
Clayzed: she thought so too
Stonehouse kthx: oh god
Stonehouse kthx: sick
Stonehouse kthx: sksafsjdkls
Stonehouse kthx: just grossss
Clayzed: prude
Stonehouse kthx: Clay, bad boy
Stonehouse kthx: WELL I DON'T WANT THE SNAKE TO PEEK OUT OF THE WEEDS

Stonehouse kthx: what's with Clay and 4s? MoaM was 4 also.... MCWL
Stonehouse kthx: is he proving something?
Clayzed: 4 walls?
Stonehouse kthx: *dies*

Are You Ready For The Fallout? )

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The Profile Baby...one more time Dec 14, 2004 -June 10 [10 Jun 2005|08:27am]
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Are You Ready For The Fallout? )

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The NeW Profile - May 6 - Dec 14 2004 [01 Feb 2005|08:26am]
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Are You Ready For The Fallout? )

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The Profile - Beginning to April 27th 2004 [01 Feb 2005|08:23am]
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Are You Ready For The Fallout? )

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OMGZZZZZ [01 Feb 2005|02:42am]
[ mood | THIS IS A MOOD ]
[ music | AND THIS IS MUSIC! ]

TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREE

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